Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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