Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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