Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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