**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
