She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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