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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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