How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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