So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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