you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Are we still banned from the library?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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