So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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