I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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