Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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