Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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