i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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