margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
