that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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