I could have mohawked her pubes.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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