And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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