it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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