Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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