This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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