North Korea, Best Korea!
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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