just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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