if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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