soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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