i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I intend to get homeless drunk
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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