My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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