i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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