Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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