these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
