then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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