we're blogging at a bar
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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