We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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