A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So apparently I’m into choking now
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