I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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