take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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