I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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