it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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