This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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