So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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