Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
