I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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