she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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