How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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