I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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