I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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