I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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