I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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