Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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