girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well I just put wine in my tea
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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