Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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