So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
More tranny stories later!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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